It was a day like any other. The sun was shining bright. Birds were chirping ever so cheerfully. The old folks at the local square dance were dosie-doing while dressed in cloths that most people would be too embarrassed to leave the house in. Yes, it was a day just like any other...

Until something almost interesting happened. The Mighty Twisty-Tie Man, craving action and excitement, climbed atop our old friend Mr. Tissue Box. No longer happy being the world's first and only Twisty-Tie man employed as a mere conversation piece for yours truly, he planned to jump. The Mighty Twisty-Tie Man would not have the comfort of a parachute or any type of cushioning to break his fall, yet he did not break a single bead of sweat... mainly because he had no sweat glands, but still.

Mr. Tissue Box feared for the safety of the Mighty Twistie-Tie Man. The madness of attempting such a stunt without any protection seemed too much to bear for our tissue dispensing cardboard friend. He tried to scream, but Michael Jackson took the sound before he made it.

And then, in the blink of an eye, the Mighty Twistie-Tie Man...

Ooo - look at the time. Sorry to leave you hangin' folks, but I've run out of time to tell you what happened on that day - that day that was like any other.

Now what does one expect, right? These burgers cost $.99 each, plus tax. Most people don't expect to get good food from a fast food joint - especially not from the $.99 menu. continue

Wow! Look at that groovy image of a dollar. That's the very dollar I'm holding in my hand! Its picture is all over the internet and now I'm holding it. I'll never wash this hand again. continue

Over a period of time, our bathroom sink was draining slower and slower until it got to the point where it would barely drain at all. The drain blockage continued deeper in to the pipes behind the walls where I could not reach. Could Liquid-Plumr do the trick? continue

When I moved just a little to the east of where I originally looked up at the sky, the street lamp was positioned exactly between the sun and my view point. It made it appear as if the street lamp was illuminating the sky. continue

Unfortunately, I got kicked out of the restaurant just moments after these photos were taken because I stuck the granny doll's head between the grandpa dolls legs and placed a $20 bill in grandpa-doll's hand. continue

Remember when you were a kid and sometimes on a box of cereal there'd be a picture on the back with a list of things to locate in the image? I can't offer you the joy of some over-sugared breakfast cereal with yummy marshmallows that turn the milk chocolate, but here is a list of not-so-well-hidden items you'll find in the photo... continue